A Serious Blow

‘ALAN Milburn’s departure from the Cabinet may have had nothing to do with sex, but ex-Welsh MP Dr Phil Williams’ departure had everything to do with it.

Will you still love her, will your still want it when you’re 64?

The married father-of-two, who was once Plaid Cymru’s shadow economics ministers, collapsed and died in a massage parlour in Cardiff.

And this morning a 19-year-old masseuse, called Hayley, explains why.

”I stripped down to my G-string and gave him oral sex,” she explains to the Mirror.

”Afterwards, he said ‘You really got me excited there’ and was smiling at himself in the mirror.

”He asked me ‘Do you want to have full sex with me now?’ but I said no and started to get dressed with my back to him.

”Within a couple of seconds I heard a thump and turned round to see that he had fallen off the couch and was lying face down on the floor.”

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the end of that for the 64-year-old university professor.

The Sun takes the opportunity to remind us of five other kinky politicians, including John Profumo, Stephen Milligan and our badger-loving friend Ron Davies.

Meanwhile, the tributes to Dr Williams have been pouring in.

Former Plaid Cymru president Dafydd Wigley tells the Sun: ”This is very tragic. It’s a terrible loss of someone who still had so much to give.”

It sounds like he did – which is no mean feat for a man of 64.

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Posted: 13th, June 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink