Free At Last

‘LOCK up your grannies! News is that Jeffrey Archer is about to be set free.

”And I was the first man to set foot on the moon…”

The Express says the lag will be granted parole from prison on July 19 and is likely to be released from Hollesley Prison and back into decent society on Monday July 21.

The exact time of Archer’s short walk to the waiting limo is not revealed, so anyone carrying eggs and rotten tomatoes is advised to bring a deckchair and refreshments.

Of course, Archer could have been longer inside, and the Mirror is, like the Express, outraged that a man who has been ”caught three times breaking jail rules” should be released at the earliest possible date.

It does seem a trifle early to let Jeffrey loose on the world, him having only served half his four-year sentence for perjury and perverting the course of justice.

No wonder a few unnamed cell-mates complain to the Mirror of ”favouritism” and say how ”furious” they are that Archer is getting parole so soon.

We can only hope that they do not give vent to their growing sense of injustice and give Jeffrey another well-placed kick in the Kane and Abels.

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Posted: 19th, June 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink