Wills’ Way

‘FROM royalty it is only a small step up to Catherine Zeta Jones and a small step down again to Prince William, whose 21st birthday seems to have gone on for a whole month.

Prince William spends much of his time looking at porn on the Internet

Hello! is just the latest of a long, long line of magazines and newspapers to publish ”his most candid interview ever”.

In it, William admits that he enjoyed a two-year fling with Britney Spears, has experimented with cocaine and ecstasy and once walked in on The Queen polishing Prince Philip’s crown jewels.

Okay, so not all of that’s strictly true but, as you will now no doubt have read the interview 100 times, you will know that the truth is really very anodyne.

Prince William is a polo-playing toff, who gets on well with his brother, enjoys walking, doesn’t have a girlfriend, drinks cider, rides motorbikes and wants to help others.

He is also fascinated by the royal families of Europe and loves nothing better in his free time than dressing up as Marie Antoinette…

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Posted: 25th, June 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink