Honest John

‘GOOD to see that John Prescott is sticking with his grand design for an integrated transport policy.

‘I wanted to get a tandem, but the wife says the helmet spoils her hair’

The Sun watches as Prezza parts with one of his beloved Jags – only to replace it with another moments later.

‘I traded in my old XJ6 in part-exchange – so you can’t call me three Jags,’ says a proud Prescott.

No, two large saloon cars is enough for any man to take his message of improved railways and non-fossil fuels to the country.

Not that Prezza is working all the time, and he’s taken time out to tell us how great his new car is. ‘It’s a pleasure to drive. I’m hoping for many years of happy motoring out of it.’

And just as soon as petrol becomes more expensive than gold, or a cheap-day return, and congestion charging and all other measures to keep cars off the road take hold, Prezza will have his dream realised – all those new shiny roads just for him.

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Posted: 30th, June 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink