Harry Hates Charles

‘ANY hopes that Prince Charles had of filling the void left by Diana and being Prince of Hearts have vanished with today’s news.

‘He said I had James Hewitt’s hair and teeth,’ says an upset Harry

The simple truth is that children, the little loves who so adored his wife, hate him.

Take their spokesman, three-year-old Henry, who is seen in the Express balling his eyes out at the sight of the old plant fancier.

‘I don’t like Prince Charles,’ blurted out Harry between sobs, as the Prince prepared to make a speech during a visit to Eagle House School, Sandhurst, Berkshire.

The Mail has a colour picture of little Harry, his cheeks flushed red, his eyes raw with tears of real loathing.

But good old Charles dashed over, scooped the lad up in this arms and all was well again.

Of course, he didn’t. He merely smirked, fiddled with his cuffs and supplied the odd retort: ‘I’m so glad I can have that effect at my age.’

Anyone who doesn’t understand what Charles means should know that the last time schoolchildren said they disliked him was when he was one of them.

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Posted: 4th, July 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink