Les Gros Nichons

‘AS Geri Halliwell sticks out her chest and ensures her new bust spills out all over the country’s breakfast tables this morning, she is in danger of being overshadowed by a horse.

Racing in the 1.45 at Longchamps

No, not by a horse that can hold a tune better than her nor by a horse that is more blessed in the looks department nor indeed by a horse that is her knitting superior.

All those horses no doubt exist, but the horse in question is a French three-year-old, which made its racing debut at Longchamps last month…under the name, Big Tits.

And, the Sun says, the Jockey Club can’t do a thing to prevent the horse running under that name in Britain because of a reciprocal arrangement they have with their French equivalent.

Jockey Club spokesman John Maxse said, under the arrangement, French officials check British names and vice-versa, but he admitted: ‘We never saw Big Tits.’

NB – Note to Editor: Insert joke here.’

Posted: 9th, July 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink