Family Bondage

‘LET’S just hope that Frankie is wise enough to seek the advice from other teen stars, like Dana Plato (Diff’rent Strokes’ Kimberly Drummond), Melissa Sue Anderson (Mary Ingalls in Little House on the Prairie) and ‘squeaky-clean Family Ties cutie’ Tina Yothers.

Once upon a time not even butter would melt in Tina’s mouth

In a news story that is truly hard to swallow, the former star of the 1980s hit TV show is to play porn queen Lind Lovelace in a new stage show.

The show, Lovelace: The Musical, is the brainchild of writer Jeffrey Bowman. And he thinks that Tina’s tonsils are up to the job of playing the Deep Throat star.

‘Tina can really sing, as well as act,’ he says. ‘I’m lucky to have her in the show.’

Tina is equally gushing. ‘There’s a definite shock value in this,’ says Tina to the Enquirer. ‘But I am an adult now…I’m not little Jennifer Keaton!’

And she’s also the best method actor in the business…

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Posted: 11th, July 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink