Rewriting Wrongs

‘IF Posh and David really loved celebrity and fame they would have the words tattooed on their foreheads.

‘It’s A-N-O-R-A-K’

But before taking ink they should pay attention to the Star and hear the words of Angelina Jolie, the actress who now regrets turning her body into a shrine to ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton.

The paper says that Angelina is having the tattoo bearing Billy Bob’s name removed by high-energy pulse laser.

‘It’s very painful,’ says she, ‘and everybody has to wear a surgical mask because of the smell of burning flesh.’

The unwanted words, which are said by the paper to appear ‘just above her naughty bits’, will be erased for good after a few more treatments.

Then she will be free to write a name that she can truly love for all time, like Becks, Arsenal or Anorak…

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Posted: 14th, July 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink