Double Gs

‘THE Sun says that Gareth Gates, the stammering rap artist, did sleep with Jordan, the glamour mod-el.

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Turning her 32FFs into 32-F-F-F-F-Fs, the paper says that the singer hooked up with then pregnant Jordan after his final Pop Idol performance.

Does Gates not know the motto that more than a handful is a waste – or, in this case, more than a mouthful?

The singer really did bite off more than he could chew when he met Jordan. But the Star reminds us that Gates denied ever having been with the model on three occasions.

He even threatened to sue if she continued saying that they had shared a bed. ‘It’s all l-l-l-l-lies,’ he blurted at the time.

However, it’s not hard to see what Jordan saw in Gates, After all, he has a fair pair of GGs and, in the Jordan celebrity stakes, that’s one step closer to her goal of being a true ZZ-lister.

Look out in the coming weeks for stories about Jordan and Peter Powell, David Dickinson, William Windsor…

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Posted: 15th, July 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink