Blonde Ambition

‘WE at Anorak applaud ambition – the kind of ambition that makes Tony Blair want to be President Of The Universe, that makes Jordan want to be the size of the universe and that makes Jodie Marsh want to be bigger than Jordan.

Jodie prepares to paint…the town red

But there are always some people who will take it too far, people like Lynne Siddiq who commutes to work in Blackburn from her home in Marbella.

To work on the checkout at Asda.

The Sun says the mum-of-one’s three shifts a week don’t even cover the cost of the £80 taxi ride from Liverpool airport, let alone the air fares of up to £344 a time.

That means that she is on average £12.09 out of pocket for every hour she works.

‘My colleagues find it amazing – and some think I’m daft – but I’ve always enjoyed working for Asda,’ she says.

Not so Jodie Marsh, the Star’s favourite Essex girl, who has her sights set on higher things.

The 24-year-old former pole dancer ‘is not content with just being known for hitting the town in skimpy outfits,’ says the Star, but has her eyes fixed on making it as a TV star.

‘It’s coming together as we speak,’ she says (as she poses in a Stars & Stripes bikini). ‘I want to do something like Davina McCall and I loved Denise Van Outen on The Big Breakfast.

‘I’d be great on a new Challenge Anneka – because I’m very active.’

Before someone breaks the bad news to Jodie that she will never star in Challenge Anneka until her name is Anneka, the millionaire’s daughter has moved on to a music career.

‘I only want to do music if I could be like Ms Dynamite or Craig David and write all my own stuff,’ she says. ‘I see myself as the female Eminem.’

Tomorrow, Jodie turns her hand to painting (‘I see myself as the female Van Gogh’) and literature (‘I see myself as the female George Eliot’)…

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Posted: 18th, July 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink