Has She Fragrance?

‘JEFFREY Archer refrained from traditional tactics to draw attention to the appalling conditions in which he was kept in prison – the so-called ‘dirty protest’.

‘She smells great ‘ – Archer’s first lie after his release

But his wife Mary seems to have decided to launch her own dirty protest at her lying husband’s release.

The Mirror shows Mary emerging from her Grantchester home on Monday morning to welcome her husband home from prison, wearing a nicely ironed face and red sleeveless dress.

We next catch up with the 58-year-old scientist 24 hours later as she emerges from the Thames-side flat (‘where her husband used to entertain his mistresses’), her face still line-free but her red sleeveless dress looking a little worse for wear.

It was then off to Addenbrooke’s Hospital for a buffet lunch at which she rubbed sweaty shoulders with Camilla Parker Bowles, president of the National Osteoporosis Society.

And finally, 34 hours after it made its first public appearance, the red sleeveless dress disappeared behind doors for what we hope was a well-deserved rest.

As a judge (almost) said all those years ago: ‘Remember Mary Archer? Your vision of her in a red sleeveless dress probably will never disappear.

‘Has she elegance? Has she fragrance? Has she a change of clothes?’

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Posted: 23rd, July 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink