Bent It Like Beckham

‘IT has been too long, but the Sun has worked tirelessly to dig up another David Beckham story.

Marcus shoots, he scores

This one involves David’s sister, Joanne, who is the talk of the paper’s Bizarre section.

The less-than-sensational news is that Beckham has ‘transferred’ one player for another, dumping West Ham footballer Jermain Defoe for Ipswich Town striker Marcus Bent.

London’s Sugar Reef Club was the venue chosen by the pair to announce their love, where they were seen partying hard in a ‘tiny’ area roped off near the bar.

You can picture the scene and Joanne and Marcus enter the VIP section, reserved for sisters of footballers and footballers with terrible names.

Once in the exclusive area, Joanne danced while Marcus leaned against a wall.

‘Occasionally they would get so close they would start snogging again and then continue dancing again,’ says one eyewitness.

After each song, the rope would then be brought in a further inch, until Marcus and Joanne were effectively trapped.

They remain in the club to this day, dancing and reassuringly out of reach of us mere mortals…

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Posted: 29th, July 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink