Aisle Be Damned

‘WE all knew far more than we ever wanted to know about John Leslie and Abi Titmuss days ago, but the Express is determined to flog the couple’s story to within an inch of its life.

Join ugly sisters John and Abi on the end of the pier this Christmas

And so, this morning we read how the former TV presenter will not marry the woman who stood by his side while he was accused of all manner of sex crimes.

”Everyone is looking for the fairytale ending, but it just isn’t wise to make such an important decision at a time of such huge pressure,” he tells the Express.

What fairytale Leslie thinks he is part of we do not know, but he has got one hell of a lot of work to do to convince people that he should be cast as Prince Charming.

One couple who are heading down the aisle are Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, who the Mirror spots ”sharing some tender moments during a romantic stroll”.

The Mail has been reporting all this week the news (from the National Enquirer) that Hollywood’s golden couple had spilt up after he had been caught frolicking with strippers.

But the pictures in the Mirror suggest otherwise, with barefoot Ben reported to be relaxed and happy, at one point even gently patting his fiancee’s famous bottom.

”There’s no doubt they’re still very much together,” an onlooker says. And they might even manage to stay together until next month’s wedding.

Who said it wouldn’t last?

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Posted: 8th, August 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink