They’re Back – Together

‘INTOXICATED by our audience with Abi Titmuss, who is now an official ‘Anorak Showbiz Pal’, we turn to the Star for more celebrity watching.

”Now you see us…”

Over the past few weeks we have sobbed our guts out at the news of Kym Marsh and Jack Ryder’s failing relationship.

When Jack went to the toilet, thereby leaving his loving wife, we wailed like an ululating monk. When Kym went to Glasgow for an unplugged one-on-one show with her solitary fan, we felt the sharp pang of Jack’s pain.

But now we can smile as the Star sees the two back in shot together for the first time since their marital problems came to light.

Oh happy, happy day!

In order to save them from being mobbed, the Star sensitively keeps the identity of their lunchtime rendezvous a secret.

But we were there. And anyone – and that is any ONE – who can A) remember when Jack last worked and B) recall the title of Kym’s latest single can win our star prize.

A napkin used by the pair could be on its way to you.

Break a leg!

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Posted: 14th, August 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink