Isle Be Back

”’WHO are you?” asked the 4,000-strong crowd that had assembled on Stromness, in the Orkney Islands. They knew the routine and true to form the man on the raised platform shouted ”It’s me.” It’s Cameron!”

One…Two…Three…Who Are You?

It’s the catchphrase that millions of us have joined in on and it has propelled Big Brother winner Cameron Stout to the celebrity A-list.

The biggest star to come out to Orkney since Ian McSporran the one-eyed plate spinner has returned to his homeland, an event watched by the Star.

Cameron sprayed champagne high into the air and toasted the crowd. But the ardent Christian refused to drink any of the Devil’s love dribble, preferring to stick with plain orange juice.

He was then off to the home of his parents John and Doris, the home he too still lives in, to play a CD of the Big Brother theme tune in his bedroom.

”When you’re in the house, you never hear the theme music,” says Cameron – who fails to realise that millions of us have never heard it either.

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Posted: 18th, August 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink