Dik Dik Head
‘IT seems that not everyone who was cordially invited to Prince Williams birthday turned up. As this letter reproduced in the Star confirms.
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| ‘Is that a spear in your hand are you just pleased to see me?’ |
Dear William, I was happy to hear that I was the first choice to play at your 21st birthday bash – then disgusted to learn that you hunt and kill animals for fun and that you purposely rammed a spear through a tiny dear in Africa, writes pop star Pink to our dear Prince Wills.
A reply from the Palace is imminent and in the meanwhile a spokesman for the future king says that William will be writing to tell Pink that he did not kill the small antelope, as has been reported
To give full vent to the rumours, the Express says how it is claimed that William used a 7ft spear to kill a dik dik antelope during hunting trip in Kenya.
The story goes that a Masai warrior had tutored William in his customs and his pupil was keen to test out his mew skills armed with a traditional acacia wood spear and his own animal cunning.
It also helped that the prey was a mere 14-inches high and most likely bowed when the Royal personage approached.
Wills, as we have heard, denies the allegation. So perhaps it should be Pink and not young Windsor who should be condemned? It all depends on which dumb animal you believe to have been hurt…’
Posted: 27th, August 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
