Victoria & (Jodi) Albert

‘IF not Thierry and Nicole or Jude and Jeff, then maybe one of the Westlife boys can inherit the Beckham crown.

Westlife is better than no life at all

Bryan, as we know, is married to big-breasted Hot Stars columnist Kerry Katona – but he may have blotted his copybook when he had a fling with a lapdancer on his stag night.

“I felt guilty, ashamed and grubby,” the human pudding says of his indiscretion. “It had started as a bit of a laugh and gone too far, ending in disaster.”

That is no way to talk about his marriage to the former Atomic Kitten – and so we turn our attention to Bryan’s fellow band-member Kian, pictured holidaying in the Caribbean with Hollyoaks babe Jodi Albert.

It’s early days for the couple (who first got together in June), but OK! has already marked this down as one for the future.

And, so desperate is it for a new Posh & Becks, it’s already booking Jodi’s ticket to Sligo to meet Kian’s parents.

“It’s a serious step and one that doesn’t fit into their ‘taking things slowly’ strategy, but pretty soon Jodi and Kian are going to have to admit that they are on the path to something a lot more serious.”

And who better to admit it to than OK!’

Posted: 1st, September 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink