Clash Of The Titans

”A MOTHER, her daughter and three friends all had their breasts enlarged on the same day. Some took bank loans. One defied her husband to do it.

A great loss to English literature

‘Was it an act of independence…or deep insecurity?’

Or is it just an excuse for the Mail to plaster five large cleavages across its middle pages?

The Star needs no such excuse, just the news that our old friend Lucy Pinder is back on the beach and showing off her 34FF charms.

And there is more good news for Star readers – juicy Lucy has shelved plans to go to college to study for a degree in English in favour of a career in modelling.

‘This is a chance on a lifetime and I don’t want to miss it,’ she says.

Since Lucy was discovered soaking up the rays on Bournemouth beach earlier this summer, she has won countless fans, both male and female.

‘And,’ says the Star, ‘she discovered that one of her biggest admirers is glamour girl Jordan when the busty pair bumped into each other at a party.’

That is a collision that would have sent shock waves over many miles, but Lucy has nothing but praise for her silicone-enhanced admirer.

‘Meeting Jordan has been one of the high points so far,’ she said. ‘She is great fun and she was really warm and friendly towards me.

‘I really respect her for what she has done in her career.’

How could you not?’

Posted: 4th, September 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink