Dil-do As You’d Be Dil-done By

‘IRIS P, 30, a housewife from Merseburg in Sachsen-Anhalt, Germany, is disgusted. She was made this way – disgusted – when she was given a present by her 52-year-old neighbour Winfried B -a large purple dildo.

‘I was disgusted,” says Iris. “Before that I only knew Winfried as a nice, helpful neighbour but then he wanted more. He said he dreamed about having wild sex with me.’

So Iris has taken Winfried to court for alleged sexual harassment.

In his defence, he claims that he only wanted to be nice to Iris. ‘I gave her the present because she is always on her own,’ says the good man and true.

The vibrating phallus – with seven speed levels and an orgasm guarantee! – is being held gingerly by police as evidence.’

Posted: 8th, September 2003 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink