Ono – Not Again

‘NEWS from Hollywood is that Gwyneth Paltrow is to play Yoko Ono in an upcoming biopic of the Japanese chanteuse and artiste.

‘Imagine there’s no Coldplay…’

In readiness for her role, Gwyneth is dating the lead singer of a popular British beat combo – Chris Martin of Coldplay – and has persuaded her beau to let her sing on his band’s next recording.

The Sun hears a pal of the actress say: ‘Gwyneth can’t wait. She loves singing, it is almost as much of a love as acting is. We all tell her she has a great voice, but she still wants to take singing lessons so she’s just perfect.’

Some shock there for Chris, who, most likely, considers the willowy actress perfect already.

But back to business, and the news that the rest of Oxford’s Fab Four are concerned over the influence Paltrow is exerting over Martin.

And this is a situation that, as the paper rightly says, smacks of John Lennon and Yoko, whose relationship is blamed for bringing about the end of the Beatles.

And the beginning of vegetarianism…’

Posted: 9th, September 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink