No Sex For Becks
‘FOR just 20 English pounds, you could be the proud owner of a T-shirt bearing the slogan, Bored of the Beckhams, courtesy of website www.boredofthebeckhams.com.
Day-vid can’t stand to be away from Vicky for 90 minutes every week – plus injury time! |
For the rest of us, a mere 30 English pence keeps us up to date with the antics of the famous couple, with this mornings Star reporting that the pair face six agonising weeks without sex.
The pairs non-stop work schedules mean they cant find time to be together since Davids move to Spain and their love life is a casualty, the paper says.
But the marriage is still solid, according to the couple although they do admit that living abroad has had its frustrations.
However, those frustrations dont refer to the lack of time in the bedroom together, but to the time it has taken them to find a suitable house in Madrid.
Its hard in a hotel room with two young children and not having all their things out says a friend of the Beckhams.
Romeo is said especially to miss his knickers, Brooklyn his new sarong and David his Thomas The Tank Engine pop-up books.’
Posted: 22nd, September 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink