Victoria’s Hopes Dashed

‘IT is surely only a matter of time before Victoria Beckham turns up in panto as she struggles desperately to fan the embers of her fading music career.

‘Okay, which of you wants to play one of the ugly sisters?’

And she hasn’t been helped by hip-hop guru Damon Dash, the man who has been working with her on her new album.

At the weekend, the artist formerly known as Posh Spice arrived arm-in-arm with Dash at his London Fashion Week party, while he has spoken of the close friendship they forged while working on the album.

But she won’t be so happy when she hears what Dash had to say about her on MTV show, TRL.

‘She’s not going to be rapping – all we’re going to do with Victoria is give her a hip-hop influence,’ the Star hears him say.

‘If we can make Victoria hot, we can make anybody hot.’

True enough – but, just in case it doesn’t work, we hear there’s a vacancy as the Genie in Aladdin this Christmas.’

Posted: 23rd, September 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink