A Royal Threesome

”THEY were wild, says girl who spent night with Wills and Harry.’

Prince William shows off some of his dancing skills

It’s a headline that every paper would love to splash on its front page, but only the Express actually does this morning.

With our imaginations running wild with thoughts of a royal threesome, we read more about Prince Harry’s farewell bash at trendy London club Purple at the weekend.

Student Sue Thompson, who sweet-talked her way into the party, recalled how William spent three hours dirty-dancing on a podium with a string of half-dressed girls.

‘He was having a good time and flirting wildly, and a whole crowd of groupies followed him everywhere he went,’ she says.

‘But I felt strangely sorry for him. He certainly wasn’t a great dancer – his long limbs flailing to the heavy music – but I’ve never seen anyone put so much energy into having a good time.’

Harry meanwhile had a bottle of beer constantly on the go and chainsmoked.

‘He was great fun and up for a laugh,’ says Sue. ‘He relentlessly took the mickey out of my Irish accent and was quite good at doing an impression of it.

‘Although I had only drunk two vodka Red Bulls, my legs suddenly felt all wobbly as the red-haired prince leant over and kissed me.

‘I responded passionately as Harry’s hands expertly caressed my body. My very own Prince Charming! And then I felt a second pair of hands, even more regal than the first.’

”He’s behind you,’ a voice whispered in my ear…”

Posted: 23rd, September 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink