Elle Hath No Fury…

‘IN his battle with the Beckhams for domination of the tabloid front pages, Frank Bruno finds himself this morning where he has been for much of his career – on the canvas.

Nuria found herself stuck in the hotel lift

Ten police officers were yesterday called to the psychiatric hospital where Britain’s most famous panto actor is being detained after he flew into a rage and started hurling furniture about.

But even that is not enough to overshadow Los Beckhams, with David landing a fierce upper-cut to Frank’s jaw by being spotted leaving a Spanish nightclub at 5am.

What is more, the England football captain was not alone – he was surrounded by his Real Madrid team-mates and a posse of girls.

‘And there was another shock,’ reports the Star, ‘when party babe Nuria Bermudez – known as the Spanish Jordan – was spotted later at his hotel.’

Unsurprisingly, wife Victoria was unamused and reportedly gave her hubby the ‘hairdryer treatment’ – as well as a light perm and some subtle lowlights.

‘She knows David hasn’t been with this woman,’ a friend tells the Star, ‘but she’s angry he allowed himself to be caught out.

‘This Nuria has already bragged that she is out to get David and it’s beginning to look like she is dead serious.’

The 23-year-old Senorita Bermudez has the Real Madrid badge tattooed to her midriff and claims to have bedded a number of the team, including Ronaldo and Roberto Carlos.

In July, she vowed to add Beckham to the list, saying: ‘Be scared, Victoria. You should be trembling.’

However, instead of trembling with fear, Victoria was trembling with rage last night as she made her first public appearance in Madrid.

And the Spanish press were unimpressed by her diva-like behaviour after she threatened to quit the Elle awards ceremony unless journalists were cordoned in.

‘If that’s the way she’s trying to go about making friends in the city, she’s not making a very good job of it,’ said one Spanish reporter.

Unlike her husband, who seems to be making new friends every day.’

Posted: 25th, September 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink