Idol Boast

‘NURIA Bermudez may be known as the Spanish Jordan, but there is only one Jordan – Katie Price.

‘And here’s one I made earlier’

And she is back where she belongs this morning, flashing her oversized breasts at the Sun photographer as she left London’s Funky Buddha club with Pop Idol wannabe Brian Ormond.

After famously sleeping with last year’s Pop Idol runner-up Gareth Gates, it seems that Jordan is holding her own auditions to find her personal idol.

In fact, next year we could just dispense with Simon Cowell, Dr Fox and Nikki Chapman and get Jordan to whittle down the thousands of applicants to a hardcore of 50 who have what it takes to make it in showbiz.

Irishman Brian has already got to the final ten on the ITV talent show – and has got Jordan’s vote to go all the way.

Whether he has been all the way with the 34FF mo-del, however, is unclear as of this morning.

Last night, according to the Sun, ‘he admitted he wished he had bedded the maneater – but denied he already had’.

Whether he can say the same this morning we rather doubt as he left the club in the same chauffeur-driven car as Jordan.

A friend of Brian’s told the Sun that he didn’t think Jordan was the singer’s type. ‘I am surprised he wants to go down the Gareth Gates path,’ he said.

The Gareth Gates path, Dwight Yorke path, Dane Bowers path, gladiator Ace path…it is, at least, a path well travelled.’

Posted: 25th, September 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink