Gone For A Burton
‘TONY Blair is alive and well and living in a remote part of France with his six children, wife and a few ducks.
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Hes calling himself John Burton Race, a two-star Michelin chef. But that simple name change wont fool us. The posturing, preening and the mans unwavering desire to be seen as a good guy (his words) all point to his being our beloved leader.
As such, French Leave (Channel 4, 8:30pm), the TV show that has tracked Tony and his kin down, should be required viewing.
Tonight, Tonys mother-in-law comes to stay, bringing with her all manner of delicious junk food. Tony is not happy, preferring more traditional Blair fare, like polenta and duck terrine, and wafers.
Of course, it is not really Tone. Our Tone is no friend of the French – if he were to take a year off hed most likely go to Tuscany and crash for free at a mates pad (once more, his words).
Which makes us wonder who this John chap is. Perhaps Tonys learnt something from his dealing with Saddam Hussein after all and got himself a double. And we dont mean Cliff Richard ’
Posted: 2nd, October 2003 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
