Girlfriend In A Coma
‘KATY celebrated her 17th birthday last week by slipping into a sugar-induced diabetic coma. Well, better that than yet another surprise party organised in The Rovers.
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Tommy had taken to locking his little girl up in the house in the vain attempt to stop her from seeing Martin Platt. Tommy hadnt taken the news about Martin and Katy terribly well. After punching Martin in the face, hed then gone about smashing up her mobile phone and changing the locks on the house.
You cant lock her up like some sort of princess in a tower, raged Angela at Tommy over their daughters hospital bed. Shell just want him more. But Tommy isnt capable of rational thought, beer and chips being the only two words he can hold in his head at any one time.
Angela went round to try and convince Martin to give up his teenaged lover, but instead he invited Katy to move in with him (once hed cleared some of his old cardies out to make way for her school uniform).
Understandably, David and Sarah arent best pleased that their dad is dating someone in their school and have refused to speak to him. Gail is more understanding though. After the mess Ive made of my life, I can hardly talk, she told him sadly.
Sarah has other things to worry about, however, as she now has another mad menopausal woman (other than her mother), to deal with. Bethanys biological father, Neil Fearns, died in a car crash last week and his mother has now befriended Sarah Louise, who went to his funeral.
I see Neil in little Bethanys eyes, his mother ranted, shes like a gift from the Lord Jesus. More like a living reminder of why condoms are really quite a good idea.
Karen and Steves divorce has come through, which means (in Karen logic) that they can get married again. I want everyone to know I married yer cos I love ya, not for some stupid bet, she wailed. Karen should take note of Peter Barlow and what a mess marriage has got him into.
Shelly and Lucy are out for his blood after discovering that the forsaking all others bit in his vows should have come with a codicil, apart from the ones Im already married to.
The two avenging angels are determined to make his life an utter misery. Theyve already fly posted the bookies with Peter Barlow is a cheat and put an ad in the paper saying hes not fit to run a business.
Peter has left Weatherfield to stay with a mate. Lucy and Shelly were less than pleased on hearing the news. Hes probably chatting up some other poor woman as we speak, spat Lucy.
As Peters legal wife, Lucy is planning on taking over the bookies. Peter is set to leave Weatherfield for good soon – wonder what odds shed give on him being in panto by Christmas?’
Posted: 3rd, October 2003 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink