Reality Bites
‘WE are working on the ultimate reality TV show and cant decide between Britains Worst Dressed Celebrity Driver and Bone Idle, in which contestants compete to see who can sit on their backside and do nothing for longest.
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And it is only a matter before our phone starts ringing off the hook from producers desperate to find yet more inane ways of plugging holes in their winter schedules.
But for the time being, we have to exist on what morsels we can get, which this evening includes Wife Swap (in which a mother-of-two from Devon swaps places with a mother-of-eight from a council estate in Rochdale), Gardeners From Hell, Britains Worst Driver, At Home With The Eubanks, A Life Of Grime and Property Ladder.
Still in production are some of our earlier ideas, like Mud In Your Eye (in which Britains worst gardeners swap places and make a mess of each others gardens) and At Home With The Reality TV Hosts From Hell (in which audience members discover what it would be like to be trapped in a house with four Davina McCalls).
We look forward to the royalty cheques flooding in.’
Posted: 7th, October 2003 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
