Es Are Good

‘WHAT are you getting Danniella Westbrook for her 30th birthday? A couple of grams and a bottle of vodka. Pleeease. A new nose? She’s got one. A career? It’s a bit too late for that.

‘You promised me you’d get me a new face’

How about something understated, like new breasts? That’s what hubby Kevin Jenkins is buying the former EastEnders actress to celebrate her milestone.

And the Star says the surgery will boost the reformed cokehead’s bust from a 34DD to an ‘eye-popping’ 34EE.

And Jordan had better watch out – this will be Danniella’s fourth operation on her chest (which was a natural 34B when she first appeared on our TV screens a decade ago).

‘It’s the best birthday present I could ever dream of,’ she tells the Star. ‘They’ve shrunk a bit since the last op and I want them to be a bit bigger.’

However, what Kevin really should have done is buy his wife a new face.

The Express says 10 patients from around the world have volunteered for this pioneering face transplant surgery – using faces from corpses.

One of the volunteers is believed to be a talkative florist from north Wales who is said to be taking on the face of his former employer, a dead princess.’

Posted: 11th, November 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink