Breast Of British

‘BEING the red-blooded Englishman that he is, when Prince Charles receives his morning wake-up call, he likes to receive a freshly ironed copy of the Sun as well.

By Royal Approval

And it is always opened on Page 3 so the heir to the throne can see which one of his future subjects is baring her breasts for the Royal pleasure that morning.

Knowing of the Prince’s interest in the young, we are sure that he will cast an extra keen eye over this morning’s paper, introducing us as it does to ‘classy’ Krystle – winner of the paper’s Page 3 Idol competition.

‘The 20-year-old stunner outshone thousands of other lovelies as readers voted for their favourite contestants,’ the paper says.

If truth be told, there is something distinctly odd about Krystle’s breasts – namely, that they are so far apart that you could drive a small Royal carriage between them.

But the people have spoken and Krystle, from Ashton-under-Lyne, is delighted. ‘I am so surprised and happy,’ she said.

And so is Prince Charles, not least because he had his Royal Telephone Dialler call in and cast several votes for the 32C-24-33 stunna.’

Posted: 12th, November 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink