Crowe’s Feat

‘AMID all yesterday’s placards calling for the banning of the bomb, freedom for Tooting and the return of Grant Mitchell to EastEnders, was one that simply said ‘F**K O*F’.

The ugly side of Russell Crowe

Aimed at nothing and everything, this message was our favourite. And it might very well be the favourite work of Russell Crowe, the Kiwi-born actor.

The Sun hears from Vanessa Boni, a waitress, who tells the paper about her brief conversation with the star.

‘I was in a special VIP room and offered him a snack,’ says Vanessa. ‘But he said to me ‘F*** off, with your f*****g salmon’.’

‘There was no evidence he was drunk,’ continues the shocked waitress. ‘It was early in the evening. It was just outrageous.’

Of course, it is nothing of the sort. If true, it was merely Crowe’s way of adding his voice to the march against everything.

He just chose to target salmon, and, we suppose, he might just have easily sworn at quails’ eggs, vols-au-vent or even jellied eels.

Although not pretzels, which we know are firmly on the side of the righteous…’

Posted: 21st, November 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink