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‘LOOK around you and it’s as plain as the nose on your face that Britain is not what it used to be.

”Britain’s too tacky – I’m off to Disneyworld”

Someone who has taken a good look at her nose and at the surrounding filth is Danniella Westbrook, who tells the Express that she’s had enough.

Prepare yourself for some grim news: Danniella is preparing to leave Britain for a new life oversees.

News is that Danniella now finds the celebrity world ”tacky” and plans to relocate to Florida with her millionaire husband, Kevin Jenkins.

As Danniella takes her far from tacky highlighted blonde mop and pneumatic breasts to the United States, she’s reminded in the Express that if she returns she does so at great peril.

Phil Collins, who lives in Switzerland these days, came back.

He brought along his ”much younger” wife, Orianne, to see his old stomping grounds. And in the course of the grand tour, she had her purse snatched.

The message is that when you go, you should go for good. It’s something that Posh will doubtless remind us when she delivers her Christmas message from a stable in Madrid…’

Posted: 3rd, December 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink