Punch Drunk

‘ONE man who won’t be driving down Britain’s first toll road in a hurry is that wild man of rock, Blue’s Lee Ryan.

Sophie Amogpokpa after viciously headbutting Cheryl Tweedy’s fist

Lee is currently serving an 18-month driving ban after cutting up a police car in his Porsche while nearly twice the legal alcohol limit.

You might think that the 20-year-old was lucky not to have been jailed, notably for stupidity – but he hasn’t let a ticking off from a judge curb his wild ways.

Last night, the ”pop plonker” was in hot water again, according to the Star, after lashing out at a photographer outside the 10 Rooms club in London’s West End.

Clearly, he didn’t make a very good job of it, with one eyewitness describing the incident as ”embarrassing”.

In which case, he should have nipped inside and taken a few lessons from Girls Aloud brawler Cheryl Tweedy.

The Star says the Geordie popstrel was back on fine form after her own recent brush with the law, having been convicted of punching a toilet attendant in a Surrey nightclub.

”I think it is about time I got out and tried to have a laugh again,” she said. ”Things have been hard over the last few weeks.”

Yes, poor you, Cheryl. Your fist still hurting from the punch you threw?’

Posted: 10th, December 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink