The Weight Is Over

‘GIVEN that we now know that weight is great, that flab is fab and that Evans is the new Gucci, we are somewhat surprised to see the Star not practising what it preaches.

Sports Illustrated 2004 (Swimwear Edition)

Armed with the knowledge that fat chicks look better in their undies, we turn to Page 3 expecting to see You’ve Been Framed host Lisa Riley in a G-string.

Instead, we are disappointed to be confronted by the distinctly flat stomach (and unsaggy breasts) of Natasha, a 21-year-old cherub from Torquay.

Who do we find parading in her underwear on the front page? Not Vanessa Feltz, but Hollyoaks babe Sarah Dunn.

And what about the lead story – that pop star Justin Timberlake is planning to take the whole of 2004 off to spend more time with his girlfriend?

Is it Roseanne who will be the beneficiary of this extra attention from the Trousersnake? No, it’s scrawny model-turned-actress Cameron Diaz.

Fat is the new sex? Yeah, fat chance.’

Posted: 23rd, December 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink