Phil Her Up

‘ONE woman free from additives is the Star’s very own Lucy Pinder. She’s back this morning to tell us how she’s off for two weeks skiing and fish ‘n’ chip-munching in France.

‘Why can’t people see the real me?’

“Skiing’s a great way to keep in shape,” says Lucy, showing us her shape (at no small risk to her health) by selflessly unzipping her anorak.

Of course, there are easier ways to keep in shape, especially if your desired form is fat and round.

For instance, you can avoid painful trips to France and the lard counter by contacting a surgeon and asking him to inflate two beach balls in the part of your chest reserved for breasts.

The result is an entirely new shape and a new look.

And if you can see beyond the orbs heading the Mirror’s way, you’ll notice that the ambulatory beach volleyball kit is none other than Danniella Westbrook.

The paper watches the former EastEnders actress as she shoots the breeze with Philip Scholfield on television.

Having already told her “Well done! They’re fantastic”, the presenter proceeded to ogle her chest. And Danniella noticed.

“I think he’s a bit obsessed with them,” says Danniella. “He’s a bit of a pervert.”

Of course, he’d have to go some to be more obsessed with them that Danniella, who can be heard talking about her breasts, volleyball and her breasts again pretty much everywhere she goes.’

Posted: 9th, January 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink