Church Goer

‘IT’S not only Maria Church who can’t stand her daughter’s ex-boyfriend, Steven Johnson – the rest of us are fast coming to the same conclusion.

”And I hear they might even have pineapple chunks on a stick”

The 19-year-old model-DJ’s pathetic attempts to make Charlotte Church feel jealous by flirting wildly at a showbiz party are plastered across this morning’s papers.

And no-one, least of all the woman who dumped him six weeks ago, seems remotely impressed by his efforts.

Not even the object of his attentions Tazmin Proctor, a former Miss Wales and ex-girlfriend of footballer Sol Campbell.

One fellow guest at the party at London’s Rex bar tells the Sun that Johnson kept grabbing Tazmin’s face and trying to kiss her in front of Charlotte, ”but Tazmin wasn’t interested and kept struggling away”.

”I’d bet all the sheep in Wales that they’re not a real couple,” the onlooker said. ”The body language was tragic.”

The Star says Charlotte spent most of her time on the dancefloor with her girlfriends or talking to Justin Timberlake.

”Who cares about having to bump into your ex-girlfriend at a party when you’ve got the attention of the sexiest man on the planet?” one fellow partygoer said.

However, the Sun says Charlotte’s only bad moment came when she walked past Steven’s table and slipped on a discarded vol-au-vent.

Vols-au-vent? At a ”star-studded” party in London’s ”posh” Rex bar? To go with the heated up sausage rolls served from the hostess trolley?’

Posted: 13th, January 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink