Renaissance Woman
‘IN showbiz, little things matter. Big things also matter as the presence of glamour rivals Jordan and Jodie Marsh on the front cover of this weeks OK! proves.
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However, it is the fact that the magazines world exclusive interview (and pictures) with Jordan takes pride of place on the cover that will get on Jodies all-natural DDs.
Not only that, but OK! devotes 10 pages to Jordans Antiguan holiday with son Harvey and boyfriend Scott and only six to Jodie and Fran Cosgraves marriage plans and why she had to beg him for sex.
It may not seem much to you, but that is the celebrity equivalent of a first-round knockout and it is a result that is bound to put a smile on Jordans face.
And by the sounds of it, there is not much else in Antigua to smile about as it has been raining ever since she arrived for a well-deserved holiday.
Our boat trip got cancelled, weve watched a few films on the telly, Jordan explains. I might as well be at home on a sunbed.
And life with boyfriend Scott Sullivan doesnt exactly sound like one long idyll, either.
Its all right, says Jordan. Were really good friends and hes good with Harvey. I havent seen much [on holiday]; hes been off doing his own thing. Its all right. We get on.
Not quite the normal effusive guff that OK! is used to and, we venture to suggest, not a relationship that is heading for a church or registry office anytime soon.
But 2004 promises to be a big year for Jordan in other ways not only will she release her autobiography but she is also planning on releasing a record.
Every year I say its going to happen this year! she says. Ive been offered tracks but I dont want to sit around a pool in a bikini singing a cheesy song.
I couldve done that years ago. I want to do something a bit more credible. I just need one person to give me one chance.
Ill go and do it in Germany if I have to.
After all, if a big tit like David Hasselhoff can have a hit over there, then surely two big tits like Jordan will go down like a Club 18-30 rep at a foam party.’
Posted: 19th, January 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
