Kerry Has Her Knockers

‘ONE thing that is coming our way, and for the third time, is television’s I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!

‘Did I mention my, er, breasts?’

The coverage for this show has been massive – but not nearly as overblown as the assets of two of the show’s contestants: Jordan and Kerry McFadden.

Jordan’s work is known to many readers of the tabloid press, which has followed her career from plain old Katie Price to plain older Jordan with an obsessive attention to detail.

As such, we even know, courtesy of the Sun, that Jordan was banned from taking along her vibrating sex toy to the jungles of Australia.

A show insider tells the paper that eventually she was prised off her purple, spotted phallus and persuaded to take along a pink and fluffy hot water bottle instead.

While readers wonder what Jordan will do with such an item, others will wonder who and what Kerry McFadden is.

Well, the Sun is happy to tell its readers that she is someone who, by her own admission, has tits the size of Jordan’s nipples.

She is also worried, according to the Star’s foremost page, of being the ‘MOST HATED GIRL ON THE BOX’.

‘I’m famous for being a bit of a loudmouth and I believe in speaking my mind,’ says Kerry, who is also ‘famous’ for being married to a Westlife band member, having a chest visible from space and being called Kerry.

And, er, did we mention her breasts..?’

Posted: 23rd, January 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink