The Big Read
‘IT was a shame to see Mike Read follow Sian Lloyd and become the first person to be voted out of the Im A Celebrity… camp this year, if only because he has the finest example of man breasts seen on television outside a crowd shot at a Newcastle United home match.
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ITV producers might have scrabbled around last night to produce a montage of Mikes greatest moments in the Aussie jungle, but they must have been relieved that it wasnt Diane Modahl.
Carole Hersee, the girl on the late and much lamented BBC Test Card, boasts more interesting footage than Diane…and the shock on the athletes face when she learned that she was not one of the two in danger of eviction must have been repeated in living rooms up and down the country.
Meanwhile, Lord Brocket has firmly established himself in the nations heart as the lechers lecher, taking great delight in washing down a semi-naked Alex Best after her Bushtucker Trial.
If this is what hes like without Viagra, wed hate to see him with ’
Posted: 3rd, February 2004 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
