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Monkey business

by | 17th, February 2004

‘GERMAN pop music has long been a favourite of ours. And now we read that Werner Boehm, who recently appeared on the German version of I’m A Celebrity…, has hit the headlines in his native land after a public spat with his wife, Susanne.

After years of marriage, Susanne gave her husband an ultimatum: ”Either the monkey goes or I do.” Needless to say that Werner chose the monkey, a female baboon who had taken to sharing the marital bed.

But time is a great healer and now the monkey has gone to a zoo and Susanna has gone home. “At first I didn’t want to go back,“ says Susanna, “but Werner assured me that I feel much nicer in bed than the monkey.”’



Posted: 17th, February 2004 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink