Love Handles All
‘ROLF Schmidt, a 38-yar-old German, says he will only marry his lover, Isabel Witte, if she weighs ten stones. Since she now tips the scales at 14-stones, nuptials seem a way off yet.
The other condition of winning that old romantic fool Ralph’s hand is that Isabel has to fit into her old jeans, a size 32. She is a size 42.
Most women worth their salt would tell Rolf where to go or sit on him – but Isabel is desperately in love (surely just desperate) and has agreed to undergo plastic surgery to get her man.’
Posted: 23rd, February 2004 | In: Strange But True 0 Comments | TrackBack | Permalink