Bible Studies
‘THINGS The Bible Doesnt Tell You No.324. On the evening of the sixth day, God was so pleased with his progress that he went out and had a few beers to celebrate. And then he had a few more. And then he had a couple of shots
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Anyway, needless to say, God woke up on the seventh day quite literally with the mother of all hangovers. All his plans for the day world peace, everlasting life, fat-free chocolate – went out the window.
And he rested instead.
Except he didnt just rest. On the seventh day, God invented snooker and then proceeded to spend the day in front of the TV with a large bottle of water, a packet of Nurofen and a takeaway pizza.
As it has been since the beginning of time, so it shall be for the next two weeks as the World Championships take place at the Crucible theatre in Sheffield.
The gentle click of balls, the soothing sound of Clive Evertons voice, the polite ripples of applause, the hour upon hour when nothing really happens. Can anyone really doubt that snooker was the most wondrous of Gods creations? Except of course for beer ’
Posted: 22nd, April 2004 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
