Game, Set And Match

‘ANYONE who saw Gigli or Jersey Girl cannot have failed to realise, first, they were alone in the cinema and, secondly, that the film set is no place for a lasting romance.

The green-eyed monster

But it is a great place to have an affair.

And from one Jen we now move seamlessly onto another, namely Jennifer Aniston, who (according to the National Enquirer) fears she is losing husband Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie.

The Jolie one and Pitt have been spending lots of time together of late, filming Alexander together and then playing Mr and Mrs Smith in a film of that name.

Now rumours abound that the film’s steamy sex scenes are taking longer to shoot than is the norm, so causing the pair to rub up against each other more than is usual…and Jen to worry.

“I think Jennifer is consumed by jealousy and insecurity,” says a source, “and she won’t be happy until this flick’s finishes and Brad’s on-camera sex antics are over.”

Given Angelina’s track record in falling for her co-stars, Jennifer has a right to be concerned.

The Enquirer reminds readers that Angelina met and then married Jonny Lee Miller on the set of Hackers. The pair then divorced.

Undeterred by that failure, Angelina then met and married Billy Bob Thornton after meeting him on the set of Pushing Tin.

As for Brad, he fell for Geena Davis on the set of Thelma & Louise and Juliette Lewis while filming Too Young To Die. He later became engaged to Gwyneth Paltrow after starring with her in Se7en.

Now a source says Angelina is smitten with Brad and “the chemistry between them is tremendous”.

So Jennifer has been a frequent visitor to the set, looking for signs of cheating and making sure nothing’s been going on.

And if she can’t find Angelina and Brad there, she can always look them up at, say, a local hotel – under the names of Mr and Mrs Smith.’

Posted: 23rd, April 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink