Little Sumo
‘SUMO wrestling came to the BBC this week as Janine and Laura finally settled their differences with a good, old-fashioned East End cat fight.
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Janine has made it her mission to destroy Lauras life, as pay-back for when Laura beat her up for sleeping with Ian when she was a prostitute. Janine discovered that Alfie had hired Laura as a cleaner and promptly reported her to the benefits agency.
Then, when Laura got a job at the Minute Mart, she told the manager that Laura was unstable and had a history of violence. The manager promptly fired her – hed already had his doubts about the amount of stock Laura would eat.
Im lovin this, Janine taunted Laura in The Vic, and this is only the beginning. Laura managed to get her own back, however, when she let slip to a wealthy customer Janine was chatting up at the car lot that Janine used to be a prostitute called The Blond Bombshell (does Trading Standards know?).
The customer decided to pull out (surely not the first time thats happened to her) and Janine went seeking Laura. You bitch! she screamed as she set on her, pulling out chunks of her ginger hair.
Unless youve been in a coma for the past month, you cant fail to know that Laura is shortly to shuffle off this mortal coil or rather get shoved off, when Janine pushes her and she falls down some stairs.
The bad news, however, is that Janine is set to go to prison for her murder which means the one good character left in EastEnders will be no more and well be left with the excitement of such story lines as will the Ferrerias make their monthly mortgage payments?
In a desperate bid to introduce another strong female character, Dirty Dens secret wife has just turned up.
The Watts family were celebrating the re-opening of Angies Den after the fire now that theyre all one big happy family again, with Sharon and Dennis creepily referring to each other as brother and sister days after sleeping together.
Arent you going to introduce your wife to your family? asked a tall, curly haired woman who walked into the pub, leaving everyone more than a little taken aback.
God knows why heres a man who faked his own death for 14 years. Why would he bother to tell his family a little thing like the fact hes got a wife?’
Posted: 30th, April 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
