D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
‘EVEN a stopped clock is right twice a day so, if you predict that every Hollywood marriage is on the rocks, you cant help but get lucky every now and then.
| Rebecca’s divorce lawyer told her she hadn’t got a leg to stand on |
On their way down to the divorce courts, therefore, in this weeks National Enquirer is CSI: Miami star David Caruso, whose long-suffering third wife is apparently ready to pull the plug on their eight-year marriage.
Hot on his heels is Dolly Parton who is going to dump her husband after a blazing row over the country superstars relationship with a childhood girlfriend.
They will just get down there in time to see Robert Downey Jnr emerging with a piece of paper confirming the end of his 12-year union with Deborah Falconer.
Happily for Nic Cage, he is such a regular visitor that he has his own entrance with a passageway connecting with the next-door wedding chapel.
The 40-year-old star is apparently already engaged to 19-year-old sushi waitress Alice Kim, despite the fact that hes still legally married to Lisa-Marie Presley.
Also quick on the remount is Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, who is already stepping out with a new man just weeks after the break-up of her marriage to John Stamos.
In fact, claims the Enquirer, the 31-year-old X-Men beauty was seeing Steve Willis who some think is a John Stamos lookalike – before the split.
A publicist claimed that the two were just friends when they appeared together at a Christian Dior fashion show in March, but the Enquirer is not so sure.
Finally, we hear that Demi and Ashton have called off their wedding news that will no doubt come as a relief to prospective guests at the $1m bash.
A few weeks ago, we reported how 41-year-old Moore and 26-year-old Kutcher were planning a party without meat, liquor or even any party poppers.
But news is that the wedding is off – not were happy to say because of any problems between the pair, but rather the opposite.
The lovebirds, the magazine explains, pulled the plug on a trip down the aisle because their romance is going so well they decided If it aint broke, dont fix it.
Words that Demi clearly had in mind when she checked in for her $400,000 body re-fit…’
Posted: 13th, May 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
