Those Pesky Kids
‘IT is the fate of all parents not to know what their kids get up to behind their backs and, by the sounds of it, the parents of Big Brothers Michelle Bass are no exception.
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They appear to be genuinely shocked by their rampant daughters behaviour after she did a Jade with fellow housemate Stuart Wilson.
(Doing a Jade is not, as you might suspect, anything to do with kebabs; rather it refers to what tabloid newspapers coyly term performing a sex act and what the rest of the world knows as giving a blow job).
In the same way, the parents of the Club 18-30 reps who did a Jade on three holidaymakers in the Greek resort of Faliraki sounded stunned that their daughters could have (literally) sunk so low.
Even in the face of video evidence, most prefer to deny the obvious. Our Nikki wouldnt do that, the parents will say, despite pictures of their Nikki on her knees doing exactly that.
What do parents think their kids do when theyre out on the town on a Saturday night? Have a couple of camparis, a dance with a nice young man and then early to bed?
Still, Michelles parents might be able to ask her themselves shes been nominated along with Ahmed for this weeks eviction. Itll be interesting to see whether Stuart was one of the four who wanted her out ’
Posted: 8th, June 2004 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
