It’s A Fake
‘YOU would have thought that in the wake of Piers Morgans departure from the Mirror the other papers would have been especially wary about publishing fake pictures.
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But the forensic experts at Anorak Towers have been poring over a picture of Page 3 girl Michelle Marsh in this mornings Star…and their verdict is that its FAKE.
No, were not talking about Michelles EE chest, although it is possible that there is some silicone involved.
Nor are we talking about Michelles lovely blonde hair, although we suspect that it may well have come straight from the bottle.
Were talking about Michelles Cross of St Georges bikini bottoms (needless to say, shes not wearing a top), which have quite clearly been added on with the help of a computer.
Is Michelle not quite the patriot that we had her down as? Is she not cheering on our boys in Portugal with as much gusto as she was cheering on our boys in Iraq?
Or is there something even more sinister at work? Does Michelle even exist outside the pages of the Daily Star? Has anyone ever seen her in her home town of Oldham?
And, if not, then what can we believe? Lucy Pinder…’
Posted: 18th, June 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
