Hugh And Cry

”IMRAN’S EX AND ACTOR PLAY A GAME OF CAT AND MOUSE’ reveals the Express again, just above a picture of Jemima Khan and Hugh Grant on the back seat of a car.

‘That’s blown it!’

Hugh is leaning back, legs apart; Jemima is covering her face with her hands.

A large headline demands to know: ‘Just why is Jemima Khan so embarrassed to be seen in a cab with Hugh Grant?’

The paper spares its elderly audience the shocking yet inevitable conclusion, but we have no such qualms. Two words: Divine Brown.

Readers and lawyers of a sensitive disposition should ignore that last sentence.’

Posted: 12th, July 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink