Big Futures
‘WHAT can we expect from Nadia in the coming days and weeks?
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| The perfect arse |
An anti-smoking campaign cant be far off, in which our favourite Portuguese (or Portu-geezer) puffer will for charity give up her favourite hobby.
She will go onto appear in an official capacity to talk about Big Brother 6 and become the face of Madeira.
As for the rest, time will tell. But we confidently predict the following:
Ahmed: Deported
Bekki: Headline billing in a Faliraki strip club
Dan: Pubic hair expert to the stars
Emma: A prison-based reality TV show
Jason: Many years telling everyone that he was once a big star; back-combing his thick and luxuriant arse hair
Kitten: Walk-on part as Rik in the Young Ones musical
Marco: Dale Wintons best friend
Michelle: Newspaper porn. Top-shelf porn. Under the counter porn.
Shell: We watched it and can say that no-one called Shell was on the show
Stuart: Adverts for chicken stuffing
Vanessa: Bar work; something with ponies in Pretoria
Victor: Yoof TV presenter on local TV station; genie of the magic lamp in Channel 4s Christmas panto.
Jade Goody, eat yer heart out…’
Posted: 9th, August 2004 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
