Plumbing The Depths

‘ALL great love affairs start on reality TV shows.

‘Let’s play ‘guess what I had for breakfast”

Peter and Jordan obviously met on the set of I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! Romeo and Juliet shared their first kiss while filming Family Feud.

And some people forget that Hero and Lysander got together on the show that spawned Temptation Island – When Straits Divide!

So we are sure that centuries from now when thoughts turn to love, people will still raise a glass to Big Brother’s Stuart and Michelle.

A couple whose desperation for fame was so legendary that there was no humiliation which they would no bear, no depth to which they would not stoop, no ridicule to which they would not subject themselves.

In a world exclusive interview (for the third week running), OK! puts the would-be Geordie glamour model and her handsome beau to the test.

Will Stuart put on a £9.99 cowboy hat from River Island and let Michelle smear flour over his face? He sure will.

Will Michelle (top, £100 from D%G; jeans, £145 by Dondup) play Twister with Stuart (T-shirt, £40 from Ted Baker; jeans, £195 by Alien B)? You betcha.

Will Michelle (dress, £249 by Vivia; shoes, £54.99 by River Island) squirt her chicken (jumper, £65 by French Connection; jeans, £90 from Freesoul) with a water pistol? Squirt away!

Will Stuart (cowboy hat, £9.99; boots, £120 from River Island) sit next to Michelle (boots, £99.99 by Destroy) and point laughing into the distance? Whatever you say, partner…’

Posted: 23rd, August 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink